Lastly, the black opal… Upon recovery of all the missing pieces, bring them together
and depress the black opal. This final key, I hope, will take you the only being
I fear may be able to send Pei-Mei to a complete resting: his twin, but very good and benevolent, brother Bie-Hatt.”
After gasping at this new found information, the villagers continue to listen as La Mu
continues,
“Yes, a twin brother. Unfortunately,
nobody has seen or heard from him for years and years. Pei-Mei desperately hated
his brother as he was far superior to him in almost everything: combat, healing, teaching, gardening, making wicker baskets,
and of course, getting the girls and then pleasing them through Tantra. The sad
thing was that Bie-Hatt cared not for his achievements having achieved no-mind-ness and only dearly wanted his brother to
succeed and be happy. This of course infuriated Pei-Mei even more and became
obviously aware to everyone that was near them. Sadly, there was little Pei-Mei
could do to vent his anger as he knew his brother would see through his treachery or simply kick his ass were he to try a
physical retaliation, so he simply had to take it and live in his brother’s shadow.
That of course was until the quizzical disappearance of Bie-Hatt many years ago, which unto this day is still a mystery,
but most suspected that Pei-Matt had simply found a way to kill his brother. That
was of course until he took over the town and killed all the people that outwardly accused him of killing his brother. I though, for one, doubt that Pei-Mei could ever truly defeat his brother and think
he’s still alive. And if so not only will Pei-Mei be defeated, but the
mystery of his brother’s disappearance will be solved.”
“Well,” the villagers replied,” what if you’re wrong and he was
actually defeated by Pei-Mei?”
In response Ki Ki La Mu said,” then all I can say is so solly Challies; kiss youl
led asses good-bye, because if Pei-Mei is comes back you all in a big steamy heap of shit.
Now get the hell outtuv here, that’s more than I’ve spoken in the last 100 years. I’ve got to get ready as it’s almost 4 o’crock and time to get to the Old Country Buffet
for senior discount.”
From that, the scared farmers and artisans of Sheeschelles dwelling on the Western Sea call forth and
seek out a band of brave heroes (the 6th-8th level variety) to take up the flame of their quest…